Picking his nose

When someone is mastrubating

Johnny was horny, so he "picked his nose"
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Jeofrey was "picking his nose" when his mom walked in

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hit his kick

Australian, colloquialism reached into his pocket ( usually to pay for a round of drinks )

Thommo hit his kick and bought us all a beer.

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light on his feet

agile, graceful, nimble, graceful, able to move quickly and easily

He was an exceptional dancer because he was very "light on his feet"

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dash his head

To beat someone in the head

Danny is having a fight with David and Danny's friends chant, "Dash his head Danny, dash his head."

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shrinks his balls

weakening of ones courage or confidence

Bert is 30 and just plays video games alone in his room everynight. It really shrinks his balls when it comes to talking to girls.

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Cack his dacks

Pooped his pants. Someone is so shocked, surprised, astonished that they lose control of their bowels. dacks is Australian for pants.

Johnno would cack his dacks if the bulldogs won the grand finals!

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Tripping on his dick

Thinking with you dick, making a life changing mistake

Senator John Edwards was tripping on his dick when he had an affair and knocks up Rielle Hunter.

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