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Hippie haircut

When you set your hair on fire, or at least singe it, while trying to light the bong. Especially bad if you’re a long haired greasy hippie, you’ll end up looking like ghost rider. That’s why you should get a haircut you god damn hippies.

They’ve been telling Hippie Steve to get a haircut, or at least take a shower for years now, but he didn’t listen. Then one day while trying to enjoy the marijuanas, unwashed for days and extremely greasy, his hair went up faster than nascar. That was the most brutal hippie haircut in the history of stonerhood. RIP Hippie Steve.

by A WHITE GUY April 19, 2021


organic hippie toenails

illegal substance that can be crushed and smoked/sniffed
vegetarians question whether they can eat it but it is in fact 100% seeds and common grasses
get yo organic hippie toenails at www.organichippiebodyparts.com
valdek approves this substance

organic hippie toenails make you low instead of high, making it safe and healthy for consumption.

by lilpumpkinshrimp May 6, 2020


Floor hippie

A human like creature that resides primarily on floors. This creature has an insatiable appitite for heroin methamphetamine and trinket trading and a strange obsession with magic. If encountered euthanize at once to avoid possible infection. If infected by this beast you will slowly turn into a worthless garbage spreading soul sucking fucktard.

The floor hippie has completely ruined my carpet by leaking unfathomable amounts of bullshit and lies from every orifice.

by Jbar1997 October 15, 2015


Hippying

Not showering or changing your clothes for weeks even though normally you do.

We've been hippying our way through Europe.

by Nat in the house October 30, 2017


holy hippie

A holy hippie is a person you stand for what they believe all the while staying true to themselves. Spreading their love, joy and passion with others. They go against the stereotype of a person who abuses drugs or even does drugs. They choose to only eat and partake of that which s beneficial to their health and well being.

She is a Holy hippie!

by Simple hippie mom December 12, 2016


Hippy Hoppy

Your mom is my property. It is normally used in a meme.

Hippy hoppy, your mom is my property.

by VintageAntique August 19, 2021


Hippy Step

An annoying guy that you work with named Craig tells you stupid shit he does on his days off. Not a real dance. Term made up by his lesbian friend.

Last night at twiddle, I was Hippy stepping all over the place.

by Craigsnonse August 12, 2019