Everyone is really good at not blinking we worship scp 173 and the foundation is fucking sick of us but we don't care
*at church*
Friend- who do you worship
Me- church of the holy peanut bitch
Feeling Surprised, Joyed, Amazed.
"HOLY MOTHER MACKEREL IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS!"
if your siblings are nearby and you don't want them-ahem-your parents to hear you cuss, i got a perfect solution for you! This is perfect because it's dirty and it's not! What DO YOU meAn? You're siblings won't suspect a THING!and If your parents hear it, they'll suspect a thing, but at least you're not saying 'holy fucking shit bitch' which doesn't even make sense and will probably make your parents think your on something
your dumb clumsy self (comment 'i' if you can relate!): 'holy banana muffins, I stubbed my toe on the side of the desk!'
your siblings: 'yummy! bananas!' (100% guaranteed they'll say this!)
your parents: 'call the mental hospital'
More that a crap ton and a shit ton. the greatest amount.
That elaphant weighs a Holy Fuck Ton more than that dog.
One of the few catchphrases Kyle makes while being exposed/ seeing something unflattering
Stan: woah did you see that?!
Cartman: Kick ass..
Kyle: Holy shit dude
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A phrase used when in shock or in excitement.
Johnny: Dude! Check out that MILF!
Brian: Holy Bananas Batman!!!
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What you say when you see Paul's hair when he parts it.
HOLY SHIT! Paul's hair is so gross when parted! I want to vomit.
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