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The act of ignorantly putting on a condom so that it covers both the shaft and the testicles.
Person 1: I'm so big, even Magnum XLs feel tight. They're roomy around the shaft, but they just don't fit around my balls.
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: You're giving yourself a fucking condom nut-hug, you jackass.
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" Sometimes, a hug is all what we need.
Free hugs is a real life controversial story of Juan Mann, A man whos sole mission was to reach out and hug a stranger to brighten up their lives." -Free Hug Campaign Website
Free Hug Campaign has reached across the world and reached thousands of peoples lives, it all started when Juan Mann was all alone in an airoport with no one to welcome him.
He got a sign and found people to hug.
It is now banned becuase of Public Liabitlity fears.
So check your local laws, get your free hugs sign and get the hell on hugging
I joined the Free Hug campaign ma!
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When a girl really likes you and you like her, and instead of kissing her, you give her a pussy ass hug.
Girl 1 - So did he kiss you?
Girl 2 - No all he did was give me this pussy ass hug.
Girl 1 - Wow. He needs to grow a pair.
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To punch someone in the face. An alternative includes the request for a sandwich.
"Man, Tom was so drunk that he gave Harry an irish hug in the bar. Harry, then got him a sandwich and apologized for being in the way of his fists!"
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if you're a man, and you hug another man (man on man situation), you grab them tight by the waist, put your beard in their neck, and tell them "our balls are touching"...because they are (its like hugging your fucked-up uncle and he gives you a hug and you just feel violated)
i gave alex the creepy man hug, he felt so dirty
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A half-ass hug is when someone hugs you on the side, with one arm, or with no real feeling in it.
"She only give you a half-ass hug. Not even a real hug. Like she doesn't care"
side-pat-hug
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The rmh (reverse mental hug) is a non-contact way of fulfilling the expression of affection demonstrated in a normal hug. It occurs as follows:
1. Fingers are interlaced with palms facing outwards and elbows at 80 degree angle
2. Arms are extended completely straight, palms directed toward receiver of hug
3. The words "reverse mental hug" are proclaimed
There are also group reverse mental hugs in which a circle is formed and all huggers interlace arms
Additionally, upon the smacking of palms, a reverse mental hug is turned into a reverse mental high five
Jane: I'm having such a bad day. Ugh!
Luis: Oh, I'm sorry. Reverse mental hug!
Jane: Yay! Reverse mental hug.
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