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Annoying little fuckers who tend to ruin every college football and hockey game we go to. Their "music" just pisses everyone off, and regardless of the fact that we have a 3 million dollar sound system installed we still have to suffer through these sons of bitches.
Characterized by really gay costumes, marching in some retarded shape on the field, playing outdated and unpopular instruments very poorly, and taking up roughly 200 seats at any given game.
Popular in the 20's when there were no other options at said games, now pep band is a complete waste of space/money.
I assure you, the fans get much more excited to hear a good song over the sound system, rather than hearing the school song played for the 500th time in the last 20 minutes.
"Wow the pep band is playing the same 3 songs again, AWESOME!"
"Oh fuck they are ruining iron man and smoke on the water, lets kick some ass"
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A group of people that make noise therefore creating music
taking back sunday, daytime tv
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Emo Bands are bands that express emotion and crappy things that happen in life . Emo music that they play relates to other emo,punk, goth or other listener of their music.
examples of emo bands are: My Chemical Romance, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Funeral For a Friend, Hawthorne Heights, Atreyu,Evanessance, From First to Last,Thursday, 30 Seconds to Mars,Boy Likes Girl, and A.F.I.
Somewhat emo bands are: Panic!at the disco,Fall Out Boy, Green Day, Good Charolette,Chevelle, Simple Plan, Plain White T's, Bullet For My Valentine, and Flyleaf.
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Marching band is a BAND (not sport) that marches in formation while playing music.
The real truth
1. football games are not for you. You don't matter at all. People come for football. You guys are to keep the fans slightly entertained while the football players take a small break.
2. you are sick perverts. You make jokes about fingering and positions.
3. You are not hot. Girls, you are ugly cows. Guys, you are either fat loosers or skinny twigs. The only way you are getting any is from other bandies. I don't know about your school, but in mine, bandies hook up a lot and I vomit inside at some of the couples. I do not get laid a lot but when I do, it is usually an 8,9, or 10. MAYBE a 7. Not like the 4s and 3s in band. Reason why band bus have no lights is because no one wants to see that.
4. Your summer trainings are not that hard. We start practice an hour before you guys (5am) and end at 8. Thats practice. Then I lift weights for an hour THEN go for a long distance run THEN a swim. Yea walking around all day... not as hard as RUNNING all day.
5. Band letters do NOT count. you DO NOT deserve to wear one with a band letter
In conclusion, you are disgusting. You think you are better then everyone
Bandie: Oh My God! Marching Band is so cool! we are so much more tough then football! our girls are so much hotter! We get a lot of pootang!
Player (any sport): uh ok... sure... (as the actually attractive girl walks by and checks out the handsome player)
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This terms origin has its roots from the movie American Pie. It refers to an unpopular, nerdy, dorky (what ever term you want to use) girl who is really into sex. Basically, its a girl who you would think wouldn't put out, but is really a freak in the sheets. Its a term similar to "business class" (used in the movie Swingers)
I nailed that chick, Stephanie, the class victorian...Man, she's band camp, I would have never have thought she would have given it up
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A group of unattractive sexually active people that sometime give off the impression that they are either mentally challenged or homosexual. Also enjoy being in every extra band activity they can be in. Watch and read Anime.
Fat gothic clarinet player girl band geek:Hey, are we going to have sex after the pep band plays for hockey?
Nerdy french horn boy who lacks common sense band geek:Yeah sure, as long as we get to watch Anime porn.
fat gothic clarinet player girl band geek runs over to lesbian other clarinet girl band geek and they make out.
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A high schooler who engages in band and nothing else. Usually pimply, socially awkward, shunned by the attractive/popular crowd, band geeks fume inwardly and tell themselves that they will someday get their revenge with higher salaries and good jobs. Band geeks often engage in videogames, masturbation, and band-camp adventures with pine cones for fun. Beware of these people!
DANGER: Band geeks spend their weekend nights at home on computers where they fill urbandictionary.com with false definitions of themselves aimed at improving their self-esteem. They can only be considered cool by their own standards, which luckily for them do not use social skills, attractiveness, intelligence or a sense of style in measurement.
Hottie: Ewwww, that band geek looked at me baby! His greasiness could be contagious!
Charismatic Jock: Don't worry baby. I'll put on my gloves and stuff him in a locker for you.
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