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Massive amount of hair growing out of a mans ears.
John: Dude, did you see the ear thorns on that old guy?
Ron: Yea, someone needs to tell he needs a trim!
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When playing a game of pool, you jab the tip of your cue in your opponents ear whilst they are trying to play, starting softly but progressively getting harder to cause them to miss or try kill you with their cue.
"Hey Dave's on the black. Give him a cue-ear so we win."
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The cat version of stink eye - when their ears are lowered against their head.
i accidently stepped on my cat's tail and he's been giving me stink ears all day.
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When you do a search on YouTube for a song and an after an hour of random videos you wonder WTF did you just watch.
I just did a search for that Michael Bolton video and went down an ear wormhole.
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It is when your ear gets really hard and you stick it up a women's vagina.
Man 1:"hey dude, you should give her a ear boner."
Man 2:"sure."
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when you turn your jeans front pockets inside out and they flap about your hips
person 1 - dude! that guy looks totally cool with his pockets out like that!
person 2 - i know!! i wish my hip ears were as big as his
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Hooker's ear is an infection of the outer ear structures. It typically occurs in prostitutes. The cause of the infection is an above normal amount of seminal fluid being trapped in the ear canal. When too much seminal fluid is trapped in the ear canal, bacteria that normally inhabit the skin and ear canal multiply rapidly, causing infection and irritation of the ear canal. If the infection progresses it may involve the outer ear.
Jim "What is all that yellow bubbling goo flowing out of that my mom's ear? That's gross."
Tom "Oh, that's the worst case of hookers ear I've ever seen. Jim, tell your mom I'm sorry."
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