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When a group of Catholic priests perform a bukkake on you at Sunday school
Mike thought the stereotypes of Catholic priests were fake until he received his first Sunday morning blizzard
Morning head spin is when you vape 50 mg of nicotine out of your vape then take a big drink of water after it with the smoke in your mouth.
Etha: Good morning rilay, you know what time it is
Rilay: morning head spin time ?
he asked her to "grab morning by the biscuit", and when she did, he spent the rest of the day doing stuff for her.
That special time in a young man's life when its 7 o'clock in the morning on December 25th, and out of excitement he runs down the stairs at full speed, not expecting a sudden pain as his newly fallen balls flap against his thigh. This right of passage makes you think twice about running down the stairs next year.
Guys, i'm only 10 but this year was my Christmas Morning!
British slang for a condom.
Ello' Olly! Did chu git yoor British Morning Sock todai?
I certainly did!
The act of which, upon another member of the house awakening, jumping on them, placing your butt cheeks between their nose and releasing a large vent of gas.
1) The pacman good morning he ave me smelled an awful bit lke beef and cheese.
Waking up to sex on the third day of one's honeymoon.
Stuart and Joey awoke to an asain morning cry on the wednesday of their honeymoon