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The theory that presupposes that personal choice and responsibility has nothing to do with race and the outcome of where any human being winds up. According to the theory, the solution to problems of certain races can be deposited into the laps of people holding power. This means not Barack Obama, Loretta Lynch and Eric Holder holding power, only white, Melanin Challenged people, holding power. It means Black - Good; White = Evil.
The theory agrees with the notion that white racism (aka, imagined hatred of black Americans) was the malevolence that caused white people to joyfully elect and then the re-elect America's first black president to rule over them for eight years; stay behind in Washington DC to sabotage the presidency of his successor through a slow, ongoing coup, and then return to the White House for his third term through surrogates. It is in agreement with the notion that it was white racism funding the $22 Trillion WAR ON POVERTY that transferred the wealth of the American taxpayer, the 1% of whites at the top of the pyramid, to help America's African Americans a century after Republicans freed the Democrat's slaves.
We will study critical race theory today.
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A theory that states that all younger sisters are either ugly, retarded or mind-numbingly annoying, no matter what. Sometimes, they can be a combination of these, or all three at once. These attributes are more pronounced the greater the age difference between the younger siter and her older sibling.
If the older sibling dies, the younger sister becomes neutral until such time that a younger brother is born, in which case the Older Sister Theory will take effect.
Similar to the Older Sister Theory, if there is a not-annoying, -retarded or -ugly younger sister, then one or more of the following must be true:
1. She is not blood related
2. She has a disease
3. She has addiction problems
4. She does not really have older siblings
5. You are living a lie
Example:
Guy1 "So your sister's a total twat, huh?"
Guy2 "Why would you say that?"
Guy1 "Younger Sister Theory."
Guy3 "Bitch must die!"
Guy2 "Actually, she's not that bad."
Guy1 "Dude! Seriously?!"
Guy2 "We aren't actually related, chill out."
Guy3 "Sweet! You into voyeurism?"
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The theory states that women with larger breasts contain more estrogen. (Estrogen is the hormone that makes women feminine. The more estrogen they have, the more feminine they are, i.e. the larger their breasts get.) It claims that because of the increase in estrogen, they are more emotionally unstable, more dramatic, and more insecure. Men that are attracted to big breasted women have to deal with an enormous amount of drama and chaos in their relationships.
Hey dude, have you heard of the Big Tit Theory?
Dude1: Dude how come every relationship I'm in is always so chaotic and dramatic?
Dude2: Don't you usually like to date big breasted women?
Dude1: Yeah, so?
Dude2: Well then the reason why your relationships are always dramatic and chaotic is because of the Big Tit Theory.
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You see a "hot" guy once then the next few times you see him he gets less and less hot. just like a glow stick slowly burning out
G1"Hey did you see Dougie today"
G2"Yea why don't you still think he's hot?"
G1"Nah he's a glow stick theory "
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Refers to the unpredictable, yet constant, verbal references to the phallus in a conversation between two males. (Derives from the "Random Walk Theory" of economics)
"Jerk me off!" "Time for a circle-jerk!" "Masturbate me, why don't you?" "Sounds like a reach-around to me!" "My dick's bigger than yours." "I'm getting rammed by this (i.e. exam, IRS, alimony/child-support, etc.) today."
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Just racism 2.0 but against white people so it's magically ok now.
critical race theory is dumb
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When all a guy does is go out with fat small girls. Its like he has no standards and thinks that small fat girls are attractive...
Guy1: hey im goin out with sara
Guy2: dude shes fat and shes tiny
Guy1: .....
Guy2: didnt you go out with jane a while ago...??
Guy1: yeah why
Guy2: go look up the fat midget theory dude...
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