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A man who goes country to country and attracts attention from females instantly. If you meet an international bodmon your safe, he’s connected with all aspects of nature and understands the value of life. A bodmon is independent and is top G. If you encounter one, don’t lose your chances.
- Certified Bodmon
Wow that international bodmon don’t play
Porn category where all cumshots occur inside a body cavity, such as vagina, mouth, or anus. As opposed to an external cum shot, which is on tits, butt cheek, face, or belly.
Wow. That reverse-gangbang scene was all internal. Each time he came, he was deep inside some ho.
November 19th is International Fuck The Police Day. A decade-spanning American tradition, celebrants gather on this day each year to break the law together. Originally celebrated simply by smoking lots of weed in a large group, now in the post-prohibition era International Fuck The Police Day is celebrated in myriad ways, including consuming drugs, shooting guns, and setting off fireworks.
November 19th is coming up, what are your plans for International Fuck The Police Day?
It's a day in September in which people are encouraged to act like the gayest assholes in the fucking world.
Oh boy, I can't wait to celebrate International Talk Like A Pirate Day with my tiny, tiny penis!!!
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It flows from within. Only at the right time will it emerge through the cracks of ones ass and splat on the toilet's surface. As it pours out of that dirty ass, it will fold on top of itself looking sort of like a wavy umbrella. By the time the scent reaches your nostrils, it's too late. The paste is filling up past the fill line and begins to brush your cheeks. You can hear the paste popping as it pushes its way through your cheeks that are pressed against the toilet bowl. It seeps down the sides of the toilet with some solid chunks that plop onto the floor faster than the runny parts. You begin to pray as you pull up your underwear over your ass as it continues to empty. You use the underwear as sort of a basket to carry your paste from one toilet to the next. This continues until you can feel your intestines sliding through the rim of your asshole. You reach down and begin to pull on it. You pull it out like Italian sausage links while the paste flies off it and splats against the wall. You begin to scream very loud and vomit all of the floor. Once your intestine is half way out of your protruding asshole, you faint and fall face first into your own vomit. You lie there unconscious with a large grin on your face ready to take on the day ahead of you. You wake up an hour later and stuff your small intestine back inside your ass. You head to your room and grab your backpack. But shit... you missed the bus.
I had some internal paste this morning, but my house only has one toilet! I had to run over to my neighbors house but by then my internal paste was all over both of our yards! What an amazing morning. Glad to be alive. Suicidal thoughts are behind me.
October 17 is International hate the French day. So spend today hating the French more then you normally do
Shut it you surrender monkey. Happy International french hate day
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The day in which all Cummy things shall happen at the highest frequency
20th Dec
1:C'mere bro it's International Cummy Day let's do some cummin
2:Aight bet