A male who is as strong as a baby gorilla and has a mullet. Can deadlift over 500lbs but can’t squat. Funny dude and prefers chocolate pudding over vanilla. Burps into girls mouths when kissing them. If in a war type of situation his fart can kill the mightiest of men. You’ll always catch him with a protein shake and memes. Takes forever to have him leave his house to take him to school. All ladies want him.
“Bro look at Jacob Wagner, I want to be just like him!”
“Jacob Wagner is a god.”
A low life bitch ass nigga that lies about people inboxing him.
Timothy Jacob is such an attention whore.
A man with a big cock that loves to wave it around
Look at Jacob Mull waving his big cock.
A guy who is always there for you. He will make you laugh no matter what. He can make anything funny and loves music. I he dosnt date you than he will be like a brother to you.
Jacob Markowski is like a brother to me.
I could talk to Jacob Markowski all night and he would listen.
When i was feeling down Jacob Markowski made me laugh
He’s the son of darkness and the son of Alice from resident evil
Daddy Jacob has a good editing account and he loves supernatural horror.
A human who screams really loudly and acts crazy. Known to be indigenous to Chicago. Seriously Hyper.
Holy Crap! I saw a Jacob Sloan in the candy store today.
Short gay round and likes drink
Likes managers who he can't get
Let me some of that belly he said
Yada yeet
The Jacob high was spotted entering a candy store. He never returned but was later found dead in the stock room eating candy. Defined