keep up grandma

Slang for "You’re very slow”. Not the brightest person, this person doesn’t have to be physically old.

Me:so ya jeff ran to school today
Friend: NO WAY
Friend 2: wait who?

Me: ya he was late
Friend: Poor dude, his house is far from school
Friend 2: WHO.????

Me: JEFF. Keep up grandma

keep locked

stay tuned

Radio Disc jockey to his audience:

Hey man, keep locked!

Whatever keeps you on the water

An alternative to "whatever floats your boat"

Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."

keeping it real

the reason we have race quatos on college admissions

i know i was supposed to keep a job, but paying bills is for suckas when you can just steel everything, i likes to keep it real

i know the people next door are trying to sleep at 3am while i am playing my music loudly, but someone has to keep it real up in this section 8 housing

when the judge told me i had to do 30days of community service for robbing a bank and raping one of the tells, i just had to keep it real and try to attack the judge, that judge will not be keeping it real with me, that be my role yo

Keep Knit

A designated "look out" for the fuzz when something nefarious is going down.

Keep Knit while I raid that betches stash! I don't want any surprises this time!

junk keep

Junk keep- another word/slang to describe an object.

That junk keep kinda fye b

I had to bust his head open with the junk keep

Keeping The Demons Out

The act of wearing a butt plug

“Dude why are you keeping the demons out?”
“cause it feels good”