An arsehole who sticks his tongue in his mouth as if he's got a Willy in it he acts completely gay but around girls he deepens his voice to try sound cool even though he just looks like a fucking cunt
Darren Keyes stop suckin wully
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An amazing person, siriusly invested in fandoms, particularly the harry potter fandom, the best person you'll ever meet, devilishly handsome (jk, very beautiful), loves buying cookies in middle school. Will be there for you, may act all quiet and shy, but she's either plotting your death, shipping you with someone, thinking about something cringy she did 3 years ago, or imagining her current fanfiction future/better ending
"See her over there? That's Julia Keyes, she's the best human being ever
This would be someone that has lots of problems. Normally wants to play Roblox cheese game. She hangs out with her sisters friends which isn't sad at all. They normally have stopped an addiction like monster drinks or TikTok. They love slime and some would say they bathe in it. A Taryn Keyes should be in your day-to-day life.
Person1: Taryn Keyes keeps acting like a Taryn Keyes.
Person2: I know right? Eating slime and all that stuff, whats wrong with them?
Person1: Person2, Will you Marry Me?
Person2: Fuck you, we're just friends!
Person1: PLEASE! PLEASE PERSON2!!!
*Person2 walks away*
The so called disease people get when they live in Key West, Florida. Symptoms include being a lazy drunk with who doesn't want to work and only wants to wake up and go to the bar.
He really had has shit together before he moved to Key West and got the Keyes Disease. Now he gets drunk twice a day and is two months behind on his rent.
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Major key is the key to success, the ultimatum to blessing up. Thank you DJ Khaled.
Major key to being rich is not being poor. Bless up, they don't want us to win, so I win.
A key leading you to the road of more success,notice I said more. Popularized by DJ kahled
Major key, keep "They" away from you.
Referring to the Goetia, the Lesser Key of Solomon, also known as Clavicula Salomonis Regis or Lemegeton, is an anonymous grimoire on demonology. This is a nod to ritualistic satanic sacrifice.
"Can you believe that crap DJ Khaled song went platinum?"
"Sure can, he did a ritual and summoned a demon that wanted a sacrifice."
"Major key alert!"