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A washing machine that was in a Lily's Garden ad. It was shown from a YouTuber called Bijuu Mike.
Lily's Garden's Washing Machine is naughty!
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Nice way of saying mother-fucking son of a bitch. Old Sea Captain/pirate's term: Because you were considered to be a weenie if your liver couldn't handle liquor and you did not have your sea legs...arrr.
Swab the decks and man the main sail you lily livered land lovers; batten down the hatches before I have you all keel hauled!!! Arrr!
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to urinate
"OK, I'll be ready to go once I knock the dew off the lily."
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When you put wasabi sauce in your mouth and then go down on a girl. While performing the oral sex you stick your finger in the girl's stink eye. When done with the oral you spit the wasabi into the girls asshole. The man then moves into a bridge sex position. When done finish with a Vo.
"Man this chick I was with last night is so kinky! We tried the reverse Chinese lily pad and it was the best sex I've ever had!
A lovely woman who isn't always the smartest. She cries over almost everything, especially skinny white boys with nicotine addictions. She is a great friend and can pull many guys, but she had terrible taste in them.
Hey ur about as stupid as Lily Ann Gabrielle Nasser.
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EVERY FEBRUARY FOURTEENTH IS NATIONAL BE NICE TO LILY DAY
laws:
be nice to lily
be nice to adria
it’s national be nice to lily day get me my drink
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The act of taking a piss and when done,vigorously shaking the penis in a up and down or side to side motion so the last drop of piss flies off into never never land!
I had 4 long island teas down at the strip club for lunch,I'm gonna go shake the dew off my lily and get back to work.
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