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something that does not exist like your dad
Joe "When is must masturbate may?"
Jeff "When your dad comes back."
Joe cries
When you and a partner agree not to masturbate until a certain date but they do it anyway and make you aware of them breaking the promise.
David: “Gonna beat my meat, gonna beat my meat”
Me: “David!! That’s masturbation betrayal!”
Series of heat waves that comes from masturbating too hard
i had so much masturbation radiation that the temperature rose
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The accomplishment that comes with masturbating in many locations and positions
My wife left for her family trip so I took up free range masturbation around the house.
The moment that last 10-15 seconds after masturbation when you are immobile because you are questioning the existence of everything or you just beat your meat to hard
Bro last night I beat my meat and I couldn't move afterwards
That's just the Post-Masturbation paralysis, it's normal
Yeah, people have sex. But masturbation feels nice. Sometimes you gotta get horny and read stories about masturbation while masturbating to them.
Masturbation erotica for you:
“I’m so fucking horny right now. But I can’t have sex” said a wet Brielle.
Brielle then put some erotica to get her wetter and wetter. “I can’t take it anymore! I gotta feed my hungry pussy!”
She shoved her fingers into her aching pussy, wet with arousal. “Mmm! Ahh!” She said, rubbing and touching her clitoris
before her legs started shaking with pleasure. “Aaaaaaugh!!” She screamed in pleasure before cumming for the first time of her life. “I orgasmed?” “HOLY SHIT I DID!” She then quickly washed her bed sheets. “That was so damn good” she said, happy and smiling.
When using soy sauce for lube and seasoning you chicken with your personal semen
Hey John, how was the Chinese masturbating while eating your fried rice
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