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Made-in-Singapore Math

When exam-smart students have near-zero choice but to regurgitate the model solutions promoted by their teachers or tutors, because there is hardly any time for them to think through most brain-unfriendly questions if they want to score a decent grade, much less question the questions.

With so many topics to cover and so little time to master the concepts, teachers and parents have come to terms that the only way for students to minimize failure and to maximize success is to reluctantly embrace made-in-Singapore math.

by MathPlus November 4, 2020

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Cool math games

Cool math games has been around for a looong time. Disguised as a math website, it has been the most popular go-to website for K-12 students to play unblocked flash games at their school.

Every kid knows about cool math games, however, what most kids don't know is that there are dozens among dozens of other unblocked game sites that offer even more game selections.

In addition, most kids also don't know about PortableApps or portable programs in general, which are .exe files that don't require any installation to run the program (in this case a game). Examples of old (but gold) portable .exe games include Counter Strike 1.6, Halo 1, and Warcraft 3.

Unfortunately, most kids don't know about portable .exe's or other unblocked game sites, nor do they really care. Like a PC user trying to convert Mac users, or Android users trying to convert typical iPhone users, the result is always futile.

EX #1:
Teacher: *disappear*
Everyone else: *plays on cool math games*
Me, an intellectual: *plays Halo portable on a custom server*

EX #2:
My classmate: Hey wanna play some chess on cool math games?
Me: Ew no, cool math games is gay, you should go to unblockedgames007.com instead, they host waaay more games than cool math and it's ACTUALLY fun
My classmate: Sorry, I just like cool math games
Me: Ok suit yourself (sigh... yet another one bites the dust)

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 11, 2020

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Singapore Mathยฎ

A trademarked term that may be likened to the mathematical equivalent of illegally parking in a disabled parking space.

Math educators remarked that trademarking "Singapore Math" is a form of "mathematical hijacking"โ€”what else can we expect after Singapore Mathยฎ? Singapore Math 2.0โ„ข?

by MathPlus March 27, 2017

573๐Ÿ‘ 664๐Ÿ‘Ž


Math Con-sultant

A symbol-minded person who knows all 64 main intimate positions, including their 200+ variations, but struggles to get a date except with bots or digital dolls.

Guesstimate how many folks in academia, who consult or moonlight for publishing houses worldwide, are in fact math con-sultants, whose names on textbook covers could potentially yield a higher adoption rate among local or regional schools, especially among titles-minded teachers and parents.

by MathPlus May 1, 2023

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Joe Biden Math

To make up some magical fairytale number that sounds good.

Damn your boy must be using Joe biden math cause heโ€™s about 3 beers deep.

by Feastmodechevy February 21, 2022

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Math 4 Life

When quantitative reasoning or mathematical thinking, which makes use of numbers and other mathematically based ideas to reason our way through the kinds of problems that confront us every day, becomes a way of life or second nature to us.

Math 4 Life is quite different from oft-impractical school math, but itโ€™s as just as, or sometimes more, important.

by Covido August 24, 2022

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Math Thirst Trap

When you snap a pic of a math problem and post it on your story and all the nerds come flockin'

Joe: Did you see Carly's snap story?
Fred: Yeah I sent her a pic of the solution
Joe: Wow what a math thirst trap

by sweetcarolineisntfine February 13, 2019

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