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An awful creature, who ruins and sucks the fun out of every aspect of life, like a parasite. It is unable to live without clinging onto a person of it's choice, usually making that person's life a living hell.
Otherwise known as a "Simone".
Friend 1: Omg, the suck-monster won't leave me alone!!!
Friend 2: AHAHAHAHHAA! Suckah. It was me yesterday.
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A pineapple monster is a fictional creature that will nom internet connections, and kill several people in the process. Pineaple monsters can be found any place that has a terrible internet connection. They also enjoy sunny days, yellow jellybeans, and classic VW bugs.
Be careful! You're internet connection could be next!
Kid 1: "Yesterday i was on the computer and my internet dropped!!"
Kid 2: "sounds like you've got yourself a pineapple monster."
Kid 1: "NNNNNOOOOO!!!"
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A term used for a duo of drunken fools who hit bars like tornadoes hit Oklahoma.
Oh my god, the Derpanchy Monster just walked in the door. Hide yo wives, hide yo keeds -- just feed them copious amounts of booze and let's hope they leave the bar in one piece.
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One who has mastered the art of the clitoris
pussy twat eater master pleaser the man
John" ahhh, catch your breath first, but was it good?...."
Tiffany " babe, you're the vagina monster!"
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Is somebody who scrounges toast from other people.
E.G Lloydibus stole my toast the toast monster!
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when you have the munchies and out of food, so you call up a friend or someone you sorta know and offer to smoke him up if he brings a pizza..
munchy monster: ring, ring..
random dude: yeah
mm: sup pimpin'.. wanna get blazed??
rd: hellz yeah
mm: aight.. loadin the bong right now.. oh yeah bring pizza.. ::click::
rd: dam munchy monster
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when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.
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