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Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes

A throw away merkin, sold at Disneyland, and made of two circles of black pubic hair with a red bow in the center.

Greg and Chris wanted some kinky 70s porn star bush action back at the Disneyland Hotel, so Brad’s mom bought Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes to wear over her freshly waxed minge.

by crjoker May 7, 2022


West Virginia Mouse Trap

When you are driving with your toothless sister and she is giving road head, the steering wheel is lowered effectively trapping her head in your crotch like a mouse in a trap.

My sister got caught in the West Virginia Mouse Trap

by Ridge Reaper March 11, 2021


melting the mouse

When you turn on your air conditioner but it burns up because a mouse crawled inside. Also a term for male masturbation.

"Hey, can we get some air in here? I'm sweating balls from all this melting the mouse."
"Nah, man, I hit the thermostat earlier but I think I melted the mouse."
"RIP soulja boy"

by deadsouljaboy July 8, 2015


Noisy mouse

Name of an expression •n•. Often used to relieve other npcs and players.
Used in multiple ways, such as:
Ending a conversation. Pledging for getting banged. Or even present your resignation.

1.
A-"It has been a pleasure"
B-"•n•noisy mouse"

2.
A-"So what did you think about my parents"
B-"I hope your daddy •n• me"

3.
A-"I can't believe you! You just shat across the floor and nuked the whole department!
B-"•n•"

by Jeord February 27, 2023


mickey mouse copy

A fake or illegal copy of something

I've got a mickey mouse copy of this new game.

by Jono. April 24, 2008


mouse the hook

Deactivating the safety latch.

A industrial repairman sometimes must Mouse the hook as a last-ditch effort to diagnose and fix a machine without any safety features see if the main function works

It is illegal to Mouse the hook in Michigan as per state regulations

by 542561 May 5, 2018


Mouse packing

A small/short guy packing a huge dick.

Yo my friend is dating this 4 foot dude but lucky her, he's mouse packing.

by Psychegpool March 28, 2022