closed can of peaches

(Noun) Calling someone a virgin; referring to someone's virginity (mostly referring to a girl's virginity)

Cara: Gosh I'm so horny right now. I really need a fuckbuddy.

Me:Hun, you're a closed can of peaches. You can survive without dick.

flaming her can

To light one's dick on fire and subsequently fuck a girl in the ass.

"Kevin was at Danny's house tonight and was totally flaming her can"

All That and a Can of Worms

1) The opposite version of 90's slang term “All that and a bag of chips”, which means “good, plus extra!”
2) To mean that a person is "all that (they're said to be)" and worse. Someone that, once given an opportunity, is likely to become more controversial and problematic than they already are or are believed to be.

3) An individual that, when opening his or her mouth, is like Pandora's proverbial and mythical box as they get into situations that get out of hand or become hard to control.

The American people thought that Donald Trump was 'all that and a can of worms' even from the fateful moment he announced his candidacy for president.

trash can socialism

The belief that the communal trash can capacity is to be distributed according to the need of each individual in that community.

Trudi: Our trash can is full.

Eric: I'll just toss it in the neighbor's.

Trudi: Is that the right thing to do?

Eric: Yes, it's trash can socialism!

Can I Vent?

When someone says "Can I Vent?" DON'T MAKE FUN OF THEM, They Are asking permission to share their feelings and what they're going through. If you REALLY WANT TO HEAR IT, But knowing that you don't have time you can easily say the truth on why you can't comfort them while they vent.

Jade: Hey Wanna play Amogus?

Jediai: Yea sure.

Jade: Oh, I'm the Imposter.

Jediai: Oh! Me too!

Jade: "Can I Vent?"

Jediai: Sure!

Jade: *Actually Vents about what they are going through instead of venting in the game*

Jediai: I'm unfriending you in Roblox.

jimmy big can

Famous pornstar who has fucked over 1000 people (male and female). He goes by the name of Jimmy and the "big can," in the name jimmy big can, refers to his penis, for it has the circumference equal to that of a beer can.

Boy: "Look at that jimmy guy over there...."

Girl: "What's that thing in his pants!?!?!"
Teacher: "That has to be a beer can..."
Boy: "Holy fuck... I wish I was him..."
Girl: "I think I like Jimmy big can..."

Can we be friends

The only sentence that can rip you, tear you, and kill you.

“Do you want to date? Can we be friends instead?”

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