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cookies and creampie

Verb. To have sexual intercourse with someone and shove an Oreo cookie into the person’s vagina, ejaculating into said vagina, contining sexual intercourse, then eating the mixture of fluids and cookies out of the persons genitals.

Hey son! Did you see what me and your mom did last night? We had cookies and creampie for a midnight snack!

by Sparnandez November 26, 2018

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


cookie vegan

A person who normally is vegan, e.g. eats no meat or dairy, but will eat a non-vegan cookie any time.

Amy tried to be vegan for a month, but went cookie vegan after her grandmother cooked her favorite oatmeal raisin cookies.

by Suzanne Greene October 3, 2007

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


puss cookie

A dick that gets soft when dipped in pussy like a cookie does in milk.

I get puss cookie every time I fuck a fat chick.

by G. Fiacco November 4, 2014

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Latte cookie

MOMMY?SORRY!MOMMY?SORRY!

Person 1: do you know who latte cookie is?

Person 2: π“œπ“žπ“œπ“œπ“¨?

by Why.am.i.hard December 19, 2021

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Cookie Monster

Blue furry puppet from the childrens show Sesame street known for eating cookies. Also used to describe the lack of vocal talent ie. Ja Rule, DMX,

Why does MTV promote Cookie monster artists like Ja Rule.

by Bigdickylewis November 3, 2003

35πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


milk and cookies

that dope song by melanie martinez

have you heard "milk and cookies"? it's from the album cry baby.

by expungebob November 30, 2019

26πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


cookie-cutter

A female adolescent, usually between the age of 15 and 25 (but most notorious in High Schools), whom bears an almost uniformic exterior appearance consisting of a basic fashion formula designed to include high visual contrast:
-artificially tan skin (usually orange-y)
-streaked or bleach blonde hair, or very dark hair
-possesses blue or light-colored eyes, indicating a recessive gene or colored contacts; can also be very dark-colored eyes
-bleached teeth
-wears light-colored clothes to pronounce contrast
-is of white ethnicity (in most cases)
-wears thick makeup
-wears form-fitting pants that show detailed form of lower body
-is able to make the f__king annoying "click-clack" sound with chewing gum

If there were no cookie-cutters in my school then I could've sworn that I saw the same person twenty times today in random locations.

by Salty Cracker February 17, 2005

175πŸ‘ 203πŸ‘Ž