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to live in a pineapple, under the sea
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A misfit
Her form teacher forced her to dance at the performance when she's not good in it.What a square peg in a round hole!
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Someone who tries to lose and fails.
"Trump entered the election to lose and get exposure for himself, figuring he and everyone involved were losers. He was wrong then, right?"
"No, he was just a loser squared. He lost at losing."
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the worst fucking place to work ever.
if you feel like wanting to kill yourself while you dine, or after your 10 hour shift, go to coffee shop.
you work at the the coffee shop at union square?
yes..
i thought only models worked there?
ummm..
well,i mean, you could be a part time model!
"would you like fries or salad with that?"
"can i sub fruit?"
"no"
::blink::blink::
"we dont do substitutions on brunch"
::blink::blink::
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"can i have a side of bacon with my eggs?"
"sure for 5 dollars"
..............
(french table)
= no tip.
(ghetto table)
= i asked for my burger well done.
im not tipping you. even though i wasnt going to anyway.. oh and can i have a straw with my water? and lemon
and a pickle and xtra mayo. and crispy bacon. and kool aid? do you have free refils?
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Personal computer, specifically a reference to the monitor; used to describe those who spend too much time online or otherwise "involved" with their computer.
We broke up because s/he spends too much time with the square-headed boyfriend/girlfriend.
Turn off the square-headed boyfriend/girlfriend and come drink with us tonight!
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trendy cartoon that really has no entertainment value
im kewl cuz I lik SPUNG BOB!!!! TEHEHEHEHE!
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anal fisting. comes from the square knuckle shape of the fist not fitting up the ass
my gf is into some really kinky shit. last night she wanted me to square peg round hole her
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