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Owl City is brilliant, yet as soon as the radio kicks in, an artist begins to lose his fans. Prime example: Owl City. Don't get me wrong, Owl City is fantastic. The only problem with Owl City is the song. It was so good, the radio had to play it again and again until you couldn't stand it, as if it was going to become the source of your migraines. Now it's at the bottom of my list and I try to stay away from listening to it. Thank the radio for ruining such brilliance that used to be appealing to the masses.
Once I heard Owl City on the radio, I heard it ten more times on the same station that same day.
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1) The poorest section of the poorest neighborhood of any city. Usually populated by the homeless.
2) Hilton's Tent City, a camping store in Boston, whose owners apparently were not aware of definition 1.
1) His old neighborhood was slowly turning into a tent city.
2) Want to go to Tent City and buy some wordTimberland/word boots?
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Cities that are built only with the intention of setting them ablaze at the most opportune moment.
With billions of dollars invested into a city, a radical terrorist who happens to be an engineering genius can plan to build a city that with the sole purpose of destroying it to kill.
most likely part of a jihad
Cities are built up to the point of extreme population density, and filled with many tourists.
Giant skyscrapers meticulously tumble to the ground with geomechanic landslide-like wizardry, timed impeccably with the instant fall of dozens of other buildings through out the city’s inner core that fulfill their destinies in splendid calculations of self-dismantling sidewalk tragedy.
Ehror City, the future city of the world, is where 20 million people reside. There are only 4 exits out of this city.
However, it is one of the jihadi cities, and it was built by radical engineers with a plot to destroy it.
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Manchester City Football Club, now the richest football club in the world. Owned by billionaires who think that they are playing Football Manager rather than actually running a football team. They are paying ridiculous amounts of money for mediocre players, and generally ruining football. But they didn't sign Kaka, because Kaka actually has some sense. Hopefully they will fail miserably along with the rest of the overpaid arseholes in the Premiership.
News reporter: "And in football news, Man City have made an £18 million bid for Titus Bramble"
Real football fan: *slaps head*
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The Village of Garden City is located in the middle of Nassau County, within the Town of Hempstead. It is notorious for its population of white, Roman Catholic, Upper Middle Class Republicans. This reputation contributes to the common misconception that Garden City is homogenous. This is false! There is a synagogue on Nassau Blvd, and at least 5 black kids in the high school! But let's not kid ourselves, it is a bubble.
The Trojan mascot is particularly appropriate for the high school due to the fact that a gross majority of students are sexually active. The middle school has become increasingly school spirited as the years go by, unwrapping their Trojan pride even on the weekends!
On another note, the high school parking lot in Garden City looks more like a BMW sales lot than anything else. In most towns, the older you get the nicer your car. In Garden City, once you graduate from Driver's Ed, even if it's on your seventh try, you're guaranteed a hot car.
A popular hang out for GCHS students is A & S Bagels on Hempstead Turnpike. There is a dark, shady parking lot adjacent to the 24-hour eatery, perfect for boxing out mommy's car. And don't worry, she won't notice, she's too busy at the Country Club. Even if she does notice, she'll just buy you Fabreez to get rid of the smell.
Other popular hangouts include The Sump, most playgrounds, Stewart and/or Stratford Fields and the numerous train stations scattered throughout the town. These dark areas are frequently littered with empty boxes of Natty Light on Sunday morning. But if you can't make it to the BP on Jericho, you can always hit up daddy's liquor cabinet to get through the night.
So if you're in the neighborhood, and you're looking for a good time (doesn't matter your age, college students often stick around long after they've graduated) hit up a dark field, A & S, or even those dirty-ass bars on Hempstead. You're guaranteed a good time, and even it's not, who's to say you'll remember in the morning.
Garden City was the only town in New York that showed up red in the last election.
::in GC's CVS Friday afternoon::
7th Grade Girl 1: I'm buying red for tonight, if you get that orange it'll almost be like ROY G BIV.
7th Grade Girl 2: Richie'll like what cums at the end of this rainbow.
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Tha livest city in Dirty Jerzee homey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Consists of 5 wards, has an airport, and a busy downtown section. I rep Da Brickz all day every day so hoffa @ cha boi.
I kno a hundred bloodz a hundred crips nikka i'm from New-ark, Newark!
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THE O.C.
The REAL O.C. where everything thing happens and anything can happen! OCEAN CITY MARYLAND (not ORANGE COUNTY)!
In this wonderful town of OC, MD there are plenty of things to DO. I mean there is the beach, the water park, and go carts and all of the slutie girls (especially the ones in the summer when all the TOURONS come down! (Tourist and moron put together Local thing to say)! Most parties get busted by OCPD or Berlin Cops. Then the cops take your weed or any drugs and stick it in their pockets for them to have their fun with! Most OC kids are drugies! But that’s ok b/c it’s the city, right? You'll find a drug dealer on every corner of the town, and it's not unusual to find kids driving around and smoking a bowl. Drunken is how what we all are! We hang out at hotel rooms and random peoples houses and steal our parent’s alcohol. At age 16 you work your ass off to have your car which u then crissen by hot-boxing it. Our private school-ers are way more corrupt than the public school-ers and we live for sports against Bennett and WorPrep! So next time you hear "Ocean City is so boring," just look past the historical monuments (Stephen Decatur) and focus on the pregnant 16 year high off weed (and thank god that’s not you!). Don’t forget we’re not all whores and were not all preppy bitches! Most of us come from VA or B-More and don’t forget we are the normal ones who try to help the Eastern Shore-ers. So next time you think about the OC don’t think of Orange County or The O.C Show b/c the real life is here in Ocean City, Maryland where kids actually work and don’t always ask their parents for money (whether your rich or not). There is plenty to do even if it is a pregnant slut or a hard working 16 year old girl (Who u thought was 18).
REMEMBER: OC is everything you look for in a summer vacation!
The O.C.?! Like the show? -No like Ocean City!
Yo! You got any yayo?! Drug dealer term
"Ya'll!!!" You would think OC-ers were hicks but were not!
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