October 6th

October is national big brain day

Yo you are dumb no i was born on October 6th

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October 6th

The day the most beautiful people are born

Carly: hey do you know what day it is

Adi: no, what day is it?
Carly: October 6th is the day the most beautiful people were born
Lilly: hey its my birthday

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October 21

National Don’t Go To School Day. A day where you can’t go to school or you’ll have bad luck

October 21 you aren’t allowed at school or bad luck will occur. Tell your parents!!!

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october 1

ITS NATIONAL EXPOSE YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY

" omg did you make our relationship public ???? "
" yeah its october 1 , national expose your girlfriend day !! "

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October 25

October 25 is infinite grab dick day. Girls grab every boys dick u want and they can't do nothing but slap the girls ass that grabbed or attempt to grab their dick.

On October 25 I'mma grabs Billy's willy.

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Red October

In reference to the movie, "Red October", starring Sean Connery about a Russian stealth submarine. Refers to when you have sex with someone while other people are in the room and they have no clue of what's going on until "stealth mode" shuts down and they hear one of you climaxing.

After the party, Bobby pulled a "Red October" with a random drunk girl with fifteen other people passed out in the room.

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October 17

October 17 is no homo day where you get to touch peoples thighs... comin for them thighs Alan

You ready for October 17 no homo day?

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