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Quite frankly the worst soccer team in the world. Known for both their poor style of play and poor sportsmanship.
"My son's peewee team played well today. They would crush the Chicago Fire."
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Were it not for Dick Cheney, this would be the best course of action for the citizens of the United States.
Despite his abysmal track record on virtually every substantive issue, American voters failed to seize the opportunity to fire Bush in the 2004 presidential election.
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The phrase uttered by a seriously constipated person as a good-luck expression just before trying a waxy suppository for the very first time (typically one you steal from your grandma's medicine cabinet).
20 minutes later, you find out how fuckin' wise grandma actually is.
Molly: (whispering) ....Fire in the hole ....
(20 minutes later, after Molly shits her colon inside-out and rinses it in the sink)
Grandma: (Knock-knock) ....Oh, honey, run the fan and light a match.
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A chick from whom you catch an std after sexual relations.
Guy 1 "That chick by the bar sure is hot!"
Guy 2 "Stay away from that one dude, she's a fire fuck."
Guy 1 "Oh-snap, Fo real?"
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A Goblet of Fire is when a girl is giving you head and right when you cum you grab her hair and yank her head back causing her to gargle the cum in her mouth.
*** You must be a redhead (firecrotch) in order for this to be considered the Goblet of Fire.
Hey Harry, last night I gave Hermoine the Goblet of Fire it was way killer!!
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to competely overwhelm and dominate another person, often by slamming their body until submission.
Don't mess with me! I will reign hell fire down on you!
Do you want me to give you a dose of hell fire?
I reigned hell fire on Sally and now she is taking a dirt nap.
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