juice the goose

To masturbate. To fuck off.

"My mom walked in on me juicin' the goose, I was so embarrassed"

"Where's Johnny?"
"I dunno, probably ran off to juice the goose."

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Head Juice

Leak bodily fluids from eyes, nose or mouth. Can include the sensation of 'leaking' from the head when tripping.

1. Mop up your head juice from laughing so much, dude!

2. Pass the tissues. I feel like I am drowning in my own head juice from these 'shrooms.

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Corn juice

Any liquor derived from corn.

Son: Daddy what are you drinking?

Dad: It's corn juice, son.

Son: Can I have corn juice?

Dad: No.

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Juice her

(When receiving head) to pull out right before orgasm and jizz all over her face.

Mr. C pulled out to juice her.

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kunt juice

Phrase describing a general population which is comprised of vain, self-obsessed hipsters who often love the act of taking drunken photos while out late nights. Nestle into hipster hot spots, such as williamsburg and/or Venice Beach. Usually uptight when seen, having their best bitchface on. Yet come 4AM, they are shitfaced and seek you out. Loose. Sleep with many.

I was drowning in kunt juice last night!

This is kunt juice central.

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crapple juice

Cranberry-apple juice. Related to grapple juice and crazberry juice.

Ok guys, who drank all the crapple juice?

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Parental Juice

Another phrase to describe the presence of Cum.

Nathan: Urrrr why on earth is your sociology book all wet and sticky :S

Katy: Ofgs! that is the last time i lend John ANYTHING!

Nathan: Huh? :S What is it?

Katy: Parental Juice. ¬.¬

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