Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

shuffle me good

when you shuffle a deck of cards really well for someone... geez get your head out of the gutter you pervert

Can you shuffle me good?

Of course i can!

11 shuffle

The act of running when out of shape, which leads to severe soreness

I can't move my quads after I cam back from that 11 shuffle

devil shuffle

When your wife cheats when shuffling cards and gives herself all the aces and a couple of kings to boot.

Kath kicked her husbands arse at cards because she had mastered the devil shuffle...

shuffle rape

Listen to your iPod on shuffle, you force yourself to listen to songs you don't feel like hearing.

I shuffle raped myself just a minute ago. I realized i hate a few songs.

shuffle rape

Idaho Shuffle

When a mad dog poops in you through and proceeds to try to f**k it

I am going to Idaho shuffle you

Sloppy Shuffle

The act when a man is about to ejaculate when he shifts to the woman's face to drench her face in a sloppy solution.

I didn't wear a condom, so I did the sloppy shuffle to avoid any mishaps.