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Her: “Cam is such a toxic person.”
Me: “he’s a Scorpio that’s why.”
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That person you want to throw in the creepy well you just so happen to have in your backyard, Silence of the Lambs style.
That kid John is so obsessed with Marie, she's definitely his pit person.
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Friday: Sung by robot
My Moment: Tries too hard
Person Of Interest: Fantasising Justin Gayber
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A person who is more than just fucked up someone who has had their heart broken and it is broken beyond repair. Someone so fucked up they would go back to the person who made them so broken and do it all over again
A broken person is someone you want to run for the hills if you come in contact with them.
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a stupid idiot who is too dumb to see that cats are better
emmallyiie: i’m a dog person!
shawn: go kys cats are better
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1. A person who has lost their livelihood due to some unfortunate circumstance in their life (usually ASSUMED to be drug-related), and no longer has a home.
2. A politically-correct, "vanilla", description of someone who has been kicked on their ass by a narcissistic society.
3. Something that wouldn't exist if people ACTUALLY cared about people other than themselves.
Passer-by 1: Hey, look at that homeless person over there! Must be a crackhead!
Passer-by 2: Hey I've seen her before...she used to work down at the homeless shelter before they closed down!
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a term used to describe a male who presents stellar wit and persona but is ugly, fat, or in general - undesirable for sex. They usually end up in the "friend zone."
The origin is a song called "Mr. Personality" by 20 Fingers. A pseudo one-hit wonder.
CHORUS:
they call you mr personality because you're so ugly
they call you mr personality because you're so ugly
you're so ugly
mr personality, you're so ugly
mr personality, you're so ugly
mr personality, you're so ugly
when i look at you i go outta my mind,
its like im lookin at someones behind.
you make the children scream and babys cry,
with your crusty teeth and your bloodshot eyes.
you're so ugly, your dad hadda tie a porkchop around your neck just to get the dog to play witcha
ooh thats ugly.
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