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When you deploy overseas for the military, and your girlfriend fucks around while you're gone. So you eat nothing but sausage and sauerkraut for nine months, and then go shit on her driveway before ringing her doorbell and running away.
"Hey, Josh is back from Afghanistan. His girlfriend cheated on him while he was gone, so he gave her a Polish farewell when he got back. Fucking classic."
a euphemism for masturbation
"i was polishing the rod the other day"
V: This man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his lance.
M Excuse me???
Getting tea-bagged three different times because you fell asleep at a party.
Mike fell asleep at midnight, so the guys gave him a Polish hat trick.
Its the Cookie Game/ Soggy Biscut Game but instead of an Cookie there is a Firecracker and you have to cum as fast as possible to turn of the fuse so your dick wont blow up.
1. Hey what did you do today?
I played the Polish Cookie Game and my Friend got his Dick blown off
The art of taking a piss on the left behind turds stuck to the side of the toilet bowl, in hopes of removing them.
Hey man I just piss polished your toilet. It was a battle, but I got them all.
When the outcome is obvious.
The opposite of suspenful.
Predictable.
Johnny is going to wrestle a bear. This is going to be a real polish knuckle biter.