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The act of completely destroying somebody figuratively or literally slapping someone with/or in the vagina
I beat that idiot in dodgeball by so much that I poon slapped his ass.
When I was fucking her she wanted me to fist her so I poon slapped her.
any injury that will increase your chances of getting laid by a girl, any injury that will incure women to feel sorry for you and get there panties wet
Dude, did that guy just get punched in the face for trying to save a puppy, thats the ultimate poon wound. I was just shot after beating ten men with my bare hands, this is a great poon wound
A sex doll shaped like winnie the pooh with a vagina for horny weirdos to shove their cocks inside
I went to Spencer gifts to buy a new Winnie the Poon doll to make love to
A person, usually a male unless homosexual, collects plenty of women and hogs them from the other men
The Jamaican to all the nice african women from Niger, and none of the Ethiopian taxi cab drivers could get some poon, there he is a poon haggler
'poonornoop' is a game in which two or more people observe passers by or discuss mutual acquaintances and debate whether they would have sex with that person or not. 'Poon' and 'Noop' are codewords for 'yes' and 'no'. This is so that if the subject being judged is nearby they will not know they are being talked about. There are two levels to poonornoop, an 'honest' or 'genuine' poon, or a hypothetical (also known as a 'Narnia') poon (meaning you would not have sex with them in this reality but possibly some other dimension).
Jordan: Hey poon or noop chubby blonde chick at the coffee bar?
Danny: noop
Jordan: Are you serious? no way, that's a poon in my book.
Danny: Okay Narnia poon
A derogatory term for black (specifically subsaharan descent) womans gentials. It has a similar entomology to sheboon (with the root word being baboon).
I need boon poon. I have jungle fever
A term that is generally used to boast to friends about a sexual experience. Referring to filling a girl's vagina full of cum after ejaculation. There is so much cum it drips out and makes a mess on the floor/bed or other surface of sex.
Dude, I was with this chick last night and I gave her the best poon pastry, she couldn't handle it.