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poon goggles

The way you see any girl after not getting any in a while. EG: A 2 becomes a 10, a 5 becomes a 10, etc... Origin Vincente's restaurant.

Even though that Heinrich chick may be a 10, even if she was a 2 at this point, with the Poon Goggles I'm wearing at this conference I'd still hit that....

by HHeiny November 27, 2013


Poon Glue

“ I was getting Head and I shot my poon glue in her eye and it got stuck shut”

Poon glue

by MR.. POTATO HEAD September 29, 2018


dog poon

A bitch

Ashley acted like a dog poon yesterday.

by Kilykid July 6, 2018


sour poon

n./adj. A woman that is bitter toward sexual activity. Synonyms: ice queen, prude,frigid.

Fred didn't get any because that girl he was trying to hookup with was a real Sour Poon.

by CrisMikeHunt February 25, 2016


phat poon

when you take a fat shit on a girls chest, she then proceeds to lick it and picks it up, rams her fist up your arse crevasse putting it back up there.

me and my girl phat pooned yesterday
I really enjoy a phat poon
my grandma decided to phat poon with my dad yesterday

by Johnny sins 12 incher January 26, 2021


poon ninja

Poon ninja : One who can access a vagina for sexual gratification in record time after a first meeting. A pussy hound of the highest order.

Within minutes she had succumbed to his charms. As he gently fondled her nether regions, she realised, even in the throes of her lust, that she had met her first genuine poon ninja.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel September 28, 2013


Poon-waffle

wuss, someone who runs most the time and when they try to stand up for them selfs gets beet up Poon-waffle

hey foo, sit down we all know your a Poon-waffle, while throwing random insults at each other shout Poon-waffle

by WhiteWashed May 21, 2011