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When you don't poop for whatever reason you take on poop debt that must be paid off with a larger poop in the future.
Dude, I've been traveling. You know that messes up my regularity. I've got a ton of poop debt and the collector is going to call soon
When you take a gigantic crap after being shot to death by venisaulan mobsters you owe thousands of dollars worth of cat DNA to.
Did you see that guy? Major Death Poop!
Poop Apnea is a bowel movement disorder characterized by abnormal pauses in breathing during a bowel movement which can last up to 30 seconds. They are presumably due to the act of pushing to assist the bowels. Sometimes the apnea, or pause in breathing, is accompanied by a grunting sound, but the most common indication of poop apnea is the loud exhale and subsequent (also loud) inhaling during or after the bowel movement.
This person in the stall next to me needs to have their poop apnea checked out. I find myself listening for them to inhale again and wondering is this the day they stop breathing and I have to call 911.
When a poop peeks out then goes back in your bum
Oops just had a turtle poop! That was a close one!
A word to call people to just annoy them when you feel like the moment is awkward.
During Awkward Silence-
Guy- Hey Chris, your a Poop Swiggle.
Chris- grrr
Did you watch that game last night? It was the poop hooves.
Philli Boi loves himself. He thinks he straight poop hooves.
A phrase used to say you would have kinky sexual intercourse with someone.
-Dude! It's Sarah Jessica Parker!-
-I'd poop on that.-
-Gross, man...-