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Pre-hondo depression is the sadness you feel before taking a massive shit.
Hondoer: *cries* this hondo is making me feel so bad-
probably my pre hondo depression kicking up *intense sobbing*
The agreement between a couple when they get a dog to determine, if the couple should split, who gets residential custody of said pet.
John and Sherry just got a labrador retriever, but she made him sign a pre-pup in case they ever broke up.
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Any event that happened before May 25 1977, the day Star Wars was released.
Bob : When did you graduate, Tom?
Tom : Pre-Star Wars in 1975.
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Thought out or planned before hand due to being done wrong by resulting in causing or conflicting ones karma
One to cause Pre Meditated karma would generally be due to being done wrong by ETC. Fucking one over in anyway where they don’t take it lightly therefore retaliate
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The drinking that starts before a celebration or an occassion. It usually involves a hardcore group who pride themselves on the amount of alcohol that they can consume.
It could be a few hours early or the day before, usually used as an excuse to women!
Girlfriend: Why have you guys started drinking already? It's 11 in the morning!
Guy: It's the Pre-drink drinks for my birthday, we're just warming up!
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Jared Meyers before his introduction to Erin Wenger. Characteristics: Hardcore conservative, likely to be seen at NRA meetings, poor dress attire, going to Lane Community College, not an advocator for equal rights between the male and female gender, often uses the term "faggot," active member of The Group. See Post-Erin Jared for comparison.
"Shut up Faggot" - Pre-Jarin
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The foulest smelling fart that warns of impending flock of sparrows.
"Forgive me father, I fear that last air biscuit was Pre-Departure! Please excuse me while I snap off a length of dirty spine."
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