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The agreement between a couple when they get a dog to determine, if the couple should split, who gets residential custody of said pet.
John and Sherry just got a labrador retriever, but she made him sign a pre-pup in case they ever broke up.
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Thought out or planned before hand due to being done wrong by resulting in causing or conflicting ones karma
One to cause Pre Meditated karma would generally be due to being done wrong by ETC. Fucking one over in anyway where they don’t take it lightly therefore retaliate
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Any event that happened before May 25 1977, the day Star Wars was released.
Bob : When did you graduate, Tom?
Tom : Pre-Star Wars in 1975.
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The drinking that starts before a celebration or an occassion. It usually involves a hardcore group who pride themselves on the amount of alcohol that they can consume.
It could be a few hours early or the day before, usually used as an excuse to women!
Girlfriend: Why have you guys started drinking already? It's 11 in the morning!
Guy: It's the Pre-drink drinks for my birthday, we're just warming up!
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Jared Meyers before his introduction to Erin Wenger. Characteristics: Hardcore conservative, likely to be seen at NRA meetings, poor dress attire, going to Lane Community College, not an advocator for equal rights between the male and female gender, often uses the term "faggot," active member of The Group. See Post-Erin Jared for comparison.
"Shut up Faggot" - Pre-Jarin
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The foulest smelling fart that warns of impending flock of sparrows.
"Forgive me father, I fear that last air biscuit was Pre-Departure! Please excuse me while I snap off a length of dirty spine."
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The feeling of male hysteria prior to nutting. Often characterized as histrionic or theatrical behavior such as saying out-of-pocket things to the girl you are hooking up with, getting too into sex, or hooking up with a two-bagger due to excessive horniness.
Often resolved by ejaculation and followed by the feeling of Post-Nut Clarity.
See also: Post-Nut Clarity.
Tom: "I had a bad case of Pre-Nut Delirium last night, I thought she was a 7 but she was actually a 5"
Jessica: "Tom called me a good girl 10 times in 5 minutes last night, I think he was suffering from Pre-Nut Delirium"
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