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After getting a blow job, you cum in the eyes of the person who blew you. While the person is wiping his or her eyes, you punch the person in the face as hard as you can.
1. I'm always cloudy punching my girlfriend.
2. She's had a cloudy punch before.
3. I will cloudy punch her twice.
4. How many times do you think Paris Hilton's been cloudy punched?
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A move mainly used in comics or super smash bros.
But it is also a key move in surprise abortions cause when you cant afford a abortion falcon punch never fails
Me: I heard shemer got another girl pregnant.
Eric: No its cool he gave her a falcon punch down some stairs its taken care of
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to strike an individual with a sex toy, most often a large dildo, in order to cause pain or embarassement, often in retaliation for a previous act. dildo punches are most often planned and often executed with a degree of surprise. for maximum effect it is best to strike the individual in a crowded place.
"Martin totally cheated on that hand. You distract him and I'm gonna lay down a mad dildo punch."
"If that guy doesn't stop chewing his gum so loud I'm gonna dildo punch his ass!"
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The most inexplicable, vivacious liquid concoction know to man. Once thought to be an urban legend, Buster Punch has reached world renowned fame showing up in places like Amsterdam and Dubai. This drink is made with simple ingredients; 1 part Crown Royale, 3 parts water, powdered pink lemonade (follow instructions on mix of choice). Once properly mixed, serve over ice, stand back. This libation is a tried and true panty dropper. This drink was invented by a curiosly stunning redneck with the last name of Buster in a bar called the Dixie Chicken in College Station, Texas. The game of Buster Golf was reportedly invented by Buster and his roommate the fabulously rad rocker Gaston. This can not be confirmed, as these two were always drinking and whorin around (though, Gaston's wife knows nothing of this so don't tell her.)
The ladys love it, just give'em a glass or two of Buster Punch and watch the panties drop.
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Ghost punching is where a person shakes their face violently back and forth. Someone then takes their picture during this process. Often the persons face will be distorted to look like they were just punched but there is no fist in the picture to punch them. Hench the name Ghost Punching.
Also known as oogly or a jowler.
"Wow that Ghost Punch is so good it actually looks like you just got punched on the cheek!"- Ghost Punching
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Jabbing your toung at, on to or in something.
We were kissing and that girl toung punched my eye so hard I almost sopped.
Or
What I wouldn't give to be able to toung punch you.
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A phenomenon of which a nerd, frustrated at horribly failing over the internet at the hands of someone they don't know, punches his monitor in anger, consequentially leading to him horribly regretting it afterwards and begging his mom for a new one.
A: *Kills person B in Counterstrike*
B: WTF?!?!?!? THAT WAS HAX!!! HULK SMASH, BITCH! *cyber punch*
B: oh shit.. MOM?
A: What a fucking idiot..
B: YEA WELL UR A SHIT FAG TAT EATS SHIT N IS A FAG!!!!1!!!
A: LOLCAPS
B: WTF *cyber punch* RAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
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