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redneck dutch oven

When your girl is taking a shower and you open the door fart inside and close and hold the door while she screams bloody murder and claws at the door trying to get out

Betty Ann broke up with me after I gave her the redneck dutch oven

by Indabutt June 11, 2024


Redneck Royalty

People who command, or think they command, a presence among the working poor. Usually strongly opinionated and adept at bullying their "subjects" by being loud. Occasionally have to resort to mock threats of physical violence to maintain their authority. At picnics, they line their lawn chairs (thrones) in a prominent place just off the beer tent, and regale the crowds with opinions about how dumb everyone else is.

Jim and Cathy and the rest of their redneck royalty are busy making proclamations about the idiots running the country.

by already there August 18, 2023


redneck vegas

Another word for Branson,Missouri.

"Johm were goin to redneck vegas you goin?"

by TippierGnome84 November 22, 2019


husky redneck

A fat country folk that likely has a beard and sunburn. Probably believes strongly in the second amendment and dips. Very comfortable in humid Temperatures, but definitely sweats a lot. SEC football fan.

I just bought this gas station pizza from a husky redneck.

by Bro9988877666 September 24, 2022


redneck good time

When a girl gives you a handjob with sand paper then throws rubbing alcohol on it after

My sister gave me the redneck good timeit hurt like hell

by Daddy long leg 96 July 14, 2017


Metro redneck

Young man over 40, often in a creative occupation trying to balance a de facto urban life with a traditional rural idea of manhood. Recognized through use of carefully selected colour coordinated workwear, completely out of context. Rural desire often expressed in a irrational fixation on treated cotton fabrics, fishing and/hunting.

That photographer, he is a proper metro redneck.

by Silverbullitsthlm April 25, 2018


Mumblin' Redneck

Columbian neck-tie with fellatio.

That bitch was talkin' shit, so I gave her a mumblin' redneck.

by dickbabycakes December 15, 2021