retard chewbacca

1)What Larry the Cable Guy called Everet in the Delta Farce.

2)What US army snipers look like in the field

1)Larry-"Everett, what is that?" Everett-"This is my sniper suit!" Larry-"We werent issued any sniper gear." Everett-"I brought it from home." Larry-"You look like a retard chewbacca.

2)Iraqy insergion 1-"I see a sniper!" Iraqy Insergion 2-He looks like a retard chewbacca!"

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Retarded Robin

Super Hero to all the Special Kids.
The Original Actor who played this was in fact the infamous Nick Zhu.
Wears a toilet paper mask and a towel Cape.
with slippers and a coathanger as a weapon

Retard: DID YOU SEE RETARDED ROBIN? HE GAZOINKED THE TEACHER ON THE HEAD WITH HIS MAGICAL COAT HANGER OF DOOM!

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Retardation nation

The U.S. under Obama and the dems.

Obama bails out the rich, and screws everybody else. Only in the Retardation nation would this be tolerated.

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Retard Diet

A diet consisting of extremely unhealthy, easily prepared frozen and processed foods. Simple enough to make, even by for retarded person. Examples: chicken patties, hot dogs, Goldfish, Pop Tarts, Diet Coke, Zebra Cakes, Steak-Ums.

Dude, all you ever eat is shit! Try a goddamn vegetable for once!

Nah yo, I'm on a retard diet. It's so easy and yummy!

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ghost retard

A ghost that is retarded. You know how when you have a ghost but it doesn't scare you, that ghost is surely retarded.

Holy shit mike, did you just hear that non-threatening sound?, I bet it is your ghost retard trying to scare us again.

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Retard city

An area consumed of mostly retards.

An abundance of morons in one area.

“Hey George, how was work yesterday?”
“It was horrible, retard city.”

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retard fish

A slang term coined by a group of biology students in the Bahamas, used in place of "stupid", "idiot", "ignorant", or simply "retard". Also, "fuckin' idiot" or (fuckin')"bastard".
Can also be utilized as a form of endearment, in lieu of "silly".

Hayden is such a retard fish, I mean, I can't believe he actually pronounced 'egregious' incorrectly.

Or:
Bush stole money from small, sickly children- what a retard fish!

Or:
Emily, you're such a spazz- silly retard fish! :)

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