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When you drink so much wine that it starts to taste like water.
Girl 1: "How was the wine pre-game last night?"
Girl 2: "I don't remember what I was drinking, I pulled a Reverse Jesus."
Girl 1: "Wym?"
Girl 2: " Bruh it hit a certain point that the Moscato tasted like a Brita Purifier."
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Originating from the high five, this variation of "ten" is performed underhand and behind the back. The reverse ten takes great confidence that one will not be "left hanging" due to the fact the responder cannot be seen.
Dude that was an awesome holeshot! gimme some skin...up high...down low...reverse ten.
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Also called "the Jacob," this term describes when a woman or gay man fists a man up the asshole so far that he farts blood on the fister's face.
Finn was covered in blood because she gave Jacob The Reverse Woodchipper.
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When someone is hitting on you (HARD) and you're shooting them down everytime and ruining "sweet" moments and trying your hardest to help them get the picture that you're NOT interested.
When done successfully...this will either:
(a) turn them off to you altogether
(b) break their heart completely
(c) make them think "Eh, ain't worth it I'm not gettin' any."
Don't be afraid to really hit 'em hard...if you're not harsh enough they might confuse it for playing hard-to-get and get even more turned on and clingy.
This process can be done with insults, firebacks. and just plain bitterness.
*Reverse flirts are great for creepers(most of the time)!
UNSUCCESSFUL RF-
Random Joe: Well if it isn't my beauitful moon flower!
Hot Donna: Well if it isn't that talking lump of ick from under my bed.
Random Joe: Hey I'd wait under your bed anyday babe :)
Hot Donna: GO DIE NOW!!
Random Joe: I like 'em fiesty
Hot Donna: Must be why you like your mom so much.
Random Joe: Well she does bake up a mean batch of--
Hot Donna: DON'T SAY IT SICKO. D:<
Random Joe: You know, if I didn't know any better I'd say you were trying to reverse flirt with me...
Hot Donna: Please! Know no better...know WORSE!
Random Joe: Naw you totally dig me.
Hot Donna: D'X#
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If a person who is usually mean the entire month, suddenly is nice for a few days and then goes back to being mean- they may have Reverse PMS.
Danny: "I was walking down the street and Brenda actually spoke and said hello to me. It sort of freaked me out."
John: "Don't worry, it is just Reverse PMS, she'll go back to being herself in just a few days."
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The act of anally penetrating another male until climax then the resulting mix of semen and feces running from the anus to the balls will be dripped into the penetrators mouth.
David and I decided be more adventerous during sex and decided to try the reverse chimichanga.
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I'm the only conservative in this classroom, they're gonna give me a Reverse Rosenbaum.
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