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Sexy scout

Scout from tf2

I wanna give this man the best head ong, I want him to break all the bones in my body. I wanna feel his, touch, taste. all over my body, I'll do anything for him, I'll blast any kind of music for him, I'll do his dishes, wash his clothes, etc. If I get period blood on this man's sheets, ill suck his dick for forgiveness, I'll pay attention in any of my classes if he tells me to, I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR THIS GODDAMN FUCKING MAN. If you need a cat, HELLO???, hi I love you please pay attention to me, WOOOF WOOF WOOF awooga, tounge drops out of mouth, RAWR XD mfmfmfksksksks, if he got lice id suck it all up like cocaine ONG, I'd suck his tics, lice, mosquitoes, toes, anything on his body, SJKKSKMSMWMMEUDKDNSNJSNA inside job.. Don't ask why I added that XD uwu, LOL help me, FUCK ME DADDY AUHHH, cums~, mmmm- darling~ you're doing so good! HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! *dies*

Sexy scout tf2 looks cute and hot

Scout and hank are literally so hot what

This was made by hankshusband

by Hankshusband April 22, 2022


sexy jeffrey

A sexy jeffrey is a type of sex. They girl lays dead flat on a bed, while the boy licks the inside of the asshole, continuing after to fuck her. After they stick there finger down the asshole.

Dude I did a sexy jeffrey to my girl last night

by OoferTruths December 4, 2020


sexy tino

Sexy tino is the one to have the perfect face every one can call sexy but tye sexiest tino is a tino that have a last name that starts with n and is half french half norweigian

Deam look at that face looks like a sexy tino

by The sexy dictionary April 19, 2020


Sexy Aiden

Sexy Aiden, so hot. so sexy. hes perfect in everyway.

whats my name?
Sexy Aiden

by aidenssohot November 24, 2021


Sexy Jesus

When people are actually attracted to Jesus because of his handsome appearance.

Ironically, Jesus wasn't actually all that good looking according to the bible:

"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."-Isaiah 53:2

Most people seem to be attracted to Sexy Jesus when in reality Jesus wasn't all that beautiful

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018


sexy underoos

Lingerie that a man buys for his wife as a last resort, when he is desperate for sex.

Ted: Did you hear about the new sexy underoos that Jim bought for his wife?

Marty: Yeah, I heard that they've hadn't had sex in over a year!

by Slimyboston March 12, 2016


Sexy Beast

You, you are a sexy beast

Isaac- damn the reader is a sexy beast, don't ya think

Cameron- Oh yeah, they hot as hell

Tyron- (red cause u so sexy)

by HelloIamhappy_yey April 2, 2020