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The act of climbing the outside of the dividing wall of a public toilet and dropping a duece on an unsuspecting person who is also defocating. This can be dangerous and should be performed with a spotter to avoid injury and should also involve a hasty escape route.
see also Hot Carl Bomb
Garreth was walking through the airport when suddenly his legs cramped and lost all strength. He knew what was coming and it wouldn't be pretty. He hastened to the lavatory, quickly laid down the paper seat, and dropped his trousers. Before he actually made contact with the paper-protected plastic, liquid hot magma sprayed the back of the bowl. As his quivering hamstrings regained their control, Garreth felt relieved and reached for the toilet paper to begin his ascent from the public bowl, and thats when he saw it; a white pimply ass perched over the top of the stall. In pre-wiped frozen horror, he watched as the intruding ass released 12 inches of unholy fecal rope that splatted down onto his right knee. Damn it! If not for the pre-diarrhea leg cramp weakness, he would have been able to avoid this sky shit. On top of everything else, cleaning up his soiled leg took too much time and Garreth missed his connecting flight.
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Having control of the situation. Being the best at somthing. Not worried about somthing.
Brad: "How are you doing in that poker tournament?"
MikeRizz: "I got that shit on lock."
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Adjective - a bad situation that is becoming worse
Example: "Not only did I get fired but my wife left me. This day has been a total shit hydrant."
The release of solid waste from the human body by way of the anal cavity. Usually at an unusually rapid rate, resulting in a thunderous release of sound and shit. Often results in a "painting of the bowl," which is a much admired art.
guy1: omg dude, i ate at the new indian place, and i got the dynamite shits
guy2: damn.
So with the shits means when you’re vibing.
*dude dancing to a song*
spectator- “Why’s he so with the shits?”
When a shit lasts so long that you are able to listen to the entire song by Lynyrd Skynyrd while on the toilet.
After that Mexican last night, I had to take one hell of a freebird shit.
That first piece of feces that almost makes you burst a blood vessel to push out, but after that, the flood gates open.
After I pushed out that cork shit, the rest of the Taco Bell just came shooting out.