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When you creampie your girl after barebacking a street hooker and finish in her, the pairing of chlamydia and your semen combines to make a strawberry yogurt looking liquid that has now caused her to get chlamydia as well.
Damian: Bounce that ass back baby
Emily: Ohh yasss, creampie me 😛
Damian: Awww shiii I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust
Damian: Awwww hell nawww, my jizz pink
Emily: Yummy strawberry yogurt, *eats*
Damian: Nawww that's expired strawberry yogurt honey
When a hot ass girl gets licked out by a hot ass boy while on her period with an unshaven fairy
Sam: did you pull our friend's amazingly sexy younger sister last night?
Jake: yeah, you know, just a bit of strawberry fluff, the usual, she's hot
A beautiful girl that is kind and loving but denies her beauty. Literally one of the greatest people on earth. you couldnt ask for a better girlfriend.
Strawberry May is an amazing girl.
When you cry while blushing at the same time.
My feelings were so intense for this girl, so I started crying, but I wasn't embarrassed. I was just going over the lord's strawberries.
A prostitute caught for speeding in golf cart on a major highway.
Donald Trump would flee the scene before ever be caught with a strawberry fareway.
In celeste, a golden strawberry is present at the start of each level after progressing far enough. real condition removed to avoid spoilers, if you're desperate then ask Google ig.
There are at least 24 easy-ish ones which you could do if you are dedicated enough. Out of these, 3 stand out.
One requires a walkthrough. (Or you can play the game too much)
and one more, is fwg - short for farewell golden.
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A Cautionary note about golden strawberries
I do not believe that it is statistically possible to get every golden strawberry without using assist mode, or cheating in some way. I kinda think that Maddy Thorson was trolling us by putting these strawberries in the game, and having no way to tell if someone is using assist mode just by looking at the screen footage. I think she knows full well that it's impossible, and the whole thing is little more than a social experiment to see how many people will cheat and then try to pass their work off as legitimate. There is no achievement or reward for getting these strawberries. You don't unlock a special ending where Theo chips a tooth on the gold strawberries in your pie. You do get a stamp of a gold strawberry on your save file if you succeed in getting all 25 gold strawberries. But PC players have already learned to hack their save slot to manipulate these stamps - including removing the assist stamp.
The reverse of the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop. Instead of shitting inside of your Pink Sock, you have your friend or lover shit ON your prolapsed anus. The feces-covered pink mass dangling out of your ass thus resembles a chocolate strawberry.
"Ricky thought it be funny to shit on my Pink Sock. This is one gnarly Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry."