Super buddy

1. (Guy-Girl)A buddy you're having sex with (Friends with Benefits)

2. (Guy-Guy, Girl-Girl)A really, really good friend.

Guy: You're a great buddy...
Girl: Well, why can't we be Super Buddies?
*teh sechs*

Girl: Can I be...a super buddy?
Guy: *glomp*

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super uber

see bonus onus

Super Uber!

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super straight

a transphobic and probably homophobic little bitch that wants to be special enough to have a flag even though they don’t need it and they’re probably just in the closet

super straight person to trans person:“i’m super straight i can’t date you”
trans person: “k i was too hot for you anyways”

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super straight

where one feels the need to mock a community and out themself as transphobic. “super straight” aside from the mockery, means you do not date someone who is transgender. if you consider yourself “super straight”, you are homophobic, for the mockery, and transphobic. you are straight with a preference, “super straight” does not exist.

insecure male: i want to be transphobic

other insecure male: What is your idea?
insecure male: let’s call ourselves “super straight”, instead of straight with a preference

other insecure male: Ok. Good idea.

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Super Straight

Super Straight™ is a made up sexuality which means a man or a women who is only attracted to men or women that are cisgender males or females. This sexuality was a result of transphobic men with Super Small™ dicks getting so cocky that they think they can pull cis or trans women. The "sexuality" is transphobic because by saying you won't date trans men or trans women because they aren't "real" men or women is harmful to trans people so therefore transphobic.

Man with a small dick: i'm Super Straight™
Trans Man: Ew, do you have a crush on me or something?
Man with a small dick: What?
Trans Man: I'm biologically a woman

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SUPER FRIENDS

You usually find out your SUPER FRIENDS with someone when you are both extremely blazed or wasted. This condition of being SUPER FRIENDS does not end with the high however, and will remain beyond the death of both SUPER FRIENDS.

guy 1: Man I love hanging out with you man... I love you man, like your more than a friend to me you know... like our love is soo intense, dude... we're like SUPER FRIENDS.
guy 2: SUPER FRIENDS! Wooowww....
guy 1: NO HOMO

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super-soak

to super-soak generally refers to the action of massively ejaculating on your hoe of choice. it's referenced in the musical works of soldier boy. in his single, crank dat soulja boy. too bad the song sucks and they all sound that same.

"super-soak dat hoe!"

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