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When in the middle of a group text, and messages are constantly coming in. This leads to your phone constantly vibrating. The phone is then shoved up the user's anus, or simply used to better experience masturbation.
Bob: Woah dude, you wont believe this!
You: Believe what?
Bob: I shoved my Texting Vibrator up my asshole. It felt great!
You: OH MY GOD! THAT IS AWESOME!
When you're off your face on the Moderna Vaccine and you start texting somebody weird stuff.
Watch Newsboyz and you'll understand what Moderna Texting is. And you'll also understand what Shiny Happy People is really about.
A text message that is not understood by the recipient/s; due to spelling and formatting. Often containing anagrams that are uncommon and/or incorrect.
My brother sent me a TEXT GUESSAGE ...again, which made no sense to me because it was like reading Morse Code!!!
When someone sends you lots of text messages, often without receiving any replies.
It’s often lots of small messages like the repetition of ‘hey’ or ‘hello’ or ‘are you up?’
A: ‘is Jacob still harassing you?
B: ‘yeah, he keeps chain texting me - it’s sorta annoying ngl’
when your text app is broken or you have recently lost texting on your phone and call up a buddy to relay a two to three word message followed with hanging up immediately.
Jason- (to himself) Damn, my text app doesn't work again. No nevermind. (starts calling Frank).
Frank- (recieving call) Hey.
Jason- (says to Frank) What up mane? (hangs up)
Frank- (to himself) What the actual fuck? Jason and his text calling.
Don’t matter if it’s snapchat or texting it’s still toilet texting.
You’re totally toilet texting me!
When a friend or a group of friends work together as a team to write a text message.
Steven: " I met this girl last night, and I want to text her but I don't know what to say"
John: " It's cool, we can do some team texting and come up with a good message."