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Going down on a female student at the University of Alberta.
Did you eat the panda last night?
A shower in which one is 1. Hungover or 2. Suffering from gastrointestinal distress and lays on the floor of the shower curled up in a fetal position until the hot water runs out.
I was up all night throwing up and only a sad panda shower made me feel better.
A group of Coworkers who support each other through tough times and celebrate each other's successes.
Worker 1: "My boss Jay just ripped me a new one for something stupid"
Worker 2: "Don't worry, the Disgruntled Pandas have your back!"
(Later that day) Jay: "Who slashed the tires on my car?"
A fucking good whack from the panda to the jaw
When it hits ya you’ll know bud. A whopping 10 tonnes for force straight to the jaw. Don’t fuck with the backhanded panda
How you feel the morning after a long night where you drank too much. Every movement feels like the slow motion action scenes from the Kung Fu Panda movies.
Jo: Dang man you look rough!
Owen: Yes bro, I am Hung Fu Panda right now!