"Reality TV" for rednecks, such as "Duck Dynasty" or "Honey Boo Boo".
You don't have to be a redneck to enjoy cracker porn, but it helps! I don't watch that s*$t personally, but I am looking forward to the inevitable real-porn parody "Dick Dynasty". Or maybe just "F&#k Dynasty". I'm not sure which way they'll go. Maybe they'll do both!
When something fucks up, your whole day is shitty and something sets you off so you scream CHRIST ON A CRACKER
Mia slips falls and busted her ass, I laughed so hard as she screamed Christ on a cracker
Ridiculous, deserving or inviting derision or mockery; absurd.
You think you're so much better than me, that's just crackers on cheese!
a string of small firecrackers tied together and set to go off in sequence when the fuse is lit.
Jimmy got fined for setting off penny crackers in the parking lot.
An Uncommon Phrase Used by the Blacks to describe a Crazy White Person.
White: I'm Gonna go jump off that cliff into a river!
Black: Whatchu Talkin' Bout Jive Cracker!
when a white guy or girl is a pick me
maddy: “ayo your being cum cracker”
mckayla: “no im not!”
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One who has lost their temper and starts to throw objects out of frustration
That man went banana crackers because he lost electricity and couldn't watch the football game