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The state of having a mustache that will not grow past the peach fuzz state. While at the same time being unwilling to shave off the peach fuzz.
I am beginning to worry about his evanitis, it is getting very bad.
A try hard middle school in coweta county that try’s to keep up with lee, but fails every year.
I feel bad for Evans middle school they try hard every year but fail.
King of all simps, 1.4 inch pee pee. Looks like drakes balls and wants a girl with a hairy coochie (kuchery)
Bro stop being an ayden evans you look retarted
Tall and lanky, suspected to be a child predator. Has a long dong that can drill through the core of the Earth
Ah sheet, there's Evan Moon touchin those children again.
evan gonzal is a very stupid idiot he is not very smart and is very short as well
A literal angel.
I love this woman.
Evan Rachel Wood is the closest thing to God I've ever known.
Evans are either tall and skinny or short and fat. There’s no in between. He’ll lead you on but treat you like a queen while doing so. He claims to love you when he loves someone else more. He also has a very close friend. Almost like a sidekick. They’re very similar, most likely the same body type and accent. Evan can cook too, so no need to learn, ladies!
Andrei : “I love Evan so much!”
Cynthia : “Wait, he told me he loved me last night”
Andrei : “I’m not surprised, we can just share!”