me: you're looking ham today
you: i just woke up
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Slang for Fists, used when describing punching or hitting
I'm going to give that guy a couple of warm hams if he don't shut up!
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acronym for Hard as A Motherf*cker; loud, raucous, intense, hard-driving
The crowd was going so ham up, that stadium was rocking!
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Someone who hangs ham. This normally declares someones sexual beliefs.
John is a ham hanger. He hangs man meat.
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A shitty little town in Minnesota commonly know as pork pond they only thing in this town is a gas station and a hole in wall cafe called the dead ox
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When your ballbag is stuck to your leg. Trying to peel your ballsack off your leg is like trying to part two slices of pre-packed cooked ham.
It's so hot. I've got a serious case of ham slice.
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When a guy goes down on you and you squeeze his head with your muscular girl thighs.
"Dude, she ham hocked me so hard when I ate her out...I literally almost suffocated!"
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