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A horrible Disney Channel show.
From Wikipedia(Since I'm too lazy to define it myself):
Miley Stewart is a regular teenage girl leading a normal life with the problems of zits, boyfriends, friends, parents, etc. But under the alias Hannah Montana she's a pop superstar singing sensation. Only her two best friends, Oliver and Lilly, her brother, and her dad/Manager/Producer know about her double life as a singer and she tries to keep it that way.
So in other words, it's your generic, bad acting, and in this most unfortunate event, bad SINGING Disney-Fucking-Channel show. They call this show Hannah Montana.
Don't ever watch it, or you will have to be prepared to rip your eyes and ears off. Or change the channel.
Her songs feature typical pop-style music, about her mostly singing about herself, and how she's "not your average girl".
Oh, she also has a horrible accent. Be prepared to rip your ears off.
Random Hannah Montana Lyrics:
"You go the movie premieres (is that Orlando Bloom?)
Hear your songs on the radio
Livin' two lives is a little weird
But schools cool cuz nobody knows"
"I can be glam-or-ous
Just like you see in all the magazines"
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A Disney Channel Original Series (DCOS) starring Miley Cyrus as Miley Stewart and her dad (Billy Ray Cyrus)who plays Robbie Ray Stewart. Miley stars as the main character, a middle school girl who has the secret life as a pop star known to the world as Hannah Montana. Her friends, Lilly: an excentric blond (played by Emily Osment) and Oliver: a Hannah obsessed boy (played by Mitchell Musso) are the only people in school who know her secret, other then her dad and her older brother Jackson (Jason Earles)!
Hannah Montana is Music's Biggest Star but its her school's Biggest Secret!
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The girl who sings I am a banana at random parts of the day. She's involved in swimming and swan club. Is also known as a buttmuncher. Her friends Hillary & Marissa are pretty much awesome!
Marissa:"You're such a Hannah the Banana!"
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A Disney childrens TV show about a typical American girl at a school filled with blind idiots who can't tell that she is some famous star just because her hair is different. Main character played by boring and talentless Miley Cyrus who only gets her million dollar jobs because her daddy is famous.
Ryan: zomg, everyone in Hannah Montana is obviously blind or mentally retarded!
Caitlin: too true, too true, i mean really, i totally want to go on that show and punch her in the face and rip off her stupid blonde wig!
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while mostly known as that dumb bitch on TV
Hannah is actually slang for coke. Most people don't know Tony Montana is her uncle and she def is white girl.
Me: Hey madu you wanna get hannah montana tickets tonight, its like 50$ a seat madu?
Shmeh: I meannnnnnn, im down we def getting front row seats right?
Me: For sure shit is legitttt!!
Shmeh: uh yeaaaaaaaa, we innn it!
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The most fantastic couple in the world. They are made for eachother. They'll be togetha foeva and atheyre super adorable;)
Oh my gosh!! You two sure are just an Aaron and hannah
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DO NOT TRUST THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHE WILL TRY TO KILL YOU!!!! Hannah is a rude bitch who doesn't know her manners. She is very booty full but is rude as well... All the boys fall for her, LITERALLY
boy 1: "Hey did you hear that Hannah tried to kill her best friend???"
Boy 2: "no, but I couldn't care less after all she is really pretty."
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