Nice pezz dispenser

1.The secret code to get into every gay bar in the Univerce
2.A gay come on.

Gay guy: let me in.
Gay bouncier:Whats the secret code.
Gay guy:"Nice pezz dispenser"
Gay bouncier: your in.

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Nice guy dilemma

When you such a nice guy everyone likes you but then the girl you like dumps you because she feels guilty of not being able to reciprocate.

You get dumped for being a douchebag too.. such a dilemma

A: I got dumped yesterday by my gf , said I was too nice for her
B:dafuq reason is that bro
C: Ikr.. nice guy dilemma

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nice one garry

NICE ONE GARRY!

"Nice one Garry!"

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Nice Ass Lottery

When you are driving down the street and you spy a nice ass, you turn and look to see if you won or lost the nice ass lottery.

Driving, see a nice ass
turn to look at face: "oooh, it's a guy. I lost the nice ass lottery"

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Be Nice To Alexis Day

Every month on the 16th is "Be Nice To Alexis Day". Every person has to be nice to someone named Alexis for the whole day and must do everything Alexis says.

"Hey, today is june 16th!"
"What's june 16th?"
"It's Be Nice To Alexis Day!"
"Oh wow, let's go and be nice to Alexis now!"

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nice cock kevin

A general term of endearment. Can also be used to express approval.

Person 1: I got a 97 on my history exam!
Person 2: Oh, nice cock kevin!

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You Seem Nice

In online discussions, this generally means, "WTF is wrong with you?"

JohnBircher: blogs like this show the filth of our society since we threw G-D out of our schools microchip cards let the GOVERMENT track you NUMBER OF THE BEAST!1! blood moon terrorist FEMA camps SATAN reaps our children in target bathrooms ..... repent now or suffer LAKE OF FIRE
starthief: You seem nice.

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