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its a thing u put on ur head and it has a pointy thing on the end (like a unicorn) and u put it in ur cooch!
remember melissa when u stuck ur wild unicorn in tony lee?
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A man performing anal sex with his wife, while she is in the reverse cowgirl position and without it having to be his birthday. Very mystic ,mythical and rare!
"Dude, how was your weekend?"
"Awesome! Had sex with the Wife and finished her off with the
Rear Naked Unicorn!"
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The most manly Horn ever. He rides around on his trusty unicorn, Buttercup, IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!
I love to ride on my buttercup, I'm the MANLY UNICORN OF SCIENCE.
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a rainbow colored unicorn dick :)
person 1:wow did you see that giant unicorn rainbow dick.
person 2: yeah it was fucking huge
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A lady that works a blue collar job. Often beautiful, but will outwork the men around her.
I work with a Blue Collar Unicorn... She used to be a cheerleader but now she can lay a perfect weld.
When you rest a coke dick on someone’s head
Gave Kevin an Albion Park Unicorn last night
Improving yourself in someway. To strive to become the unicorn you've always wanted to be. Setting your goals high and doing whatever it takes to reach them.
Friend1: "Man, Sally has really been working out lately and even ran a marathon the other weekend."
Friend2: "Yeah, she's really getting her unicorn on."
Girl1: "I wanted to sell 100 boxes of cookies this year but I only sold 25."
Girl2: "Sounds like you weren't getting your unicorn on, huh?"
Guy1: "I'm going to have sex with every girl in this club tonight. I'm getting my unicorn on!"
Guy2: "Yeah! Let's do it!"
Lady1: "You're using that phrase wrong!"