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The once a year event where you go to Walmart or Best Buy to get a new TV while you avoid being trampled by 100 morons. So it's basically the bloodbath from the Hunger Games or the Shopping Purge.
Darren: KYLE WAKE UP, IT'S BLACK FRIDAY!
Kyle: Darren... Why do you want me to sacrifice my life just to get a printer?
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A waitress at Denys working two shifts.
I saw (Anna Black) at Denys 10 years later.
when an unsuspecting white sorority girl gets dicked by a black frat bro
Vivian: "Girl, didn't he take a picture of her naked and use it to blackmail her for more sex?"
Rebecca: "Yeah, first the blackmail, then the black rail!"
1. The ability to become famous overnight with little background or talent.
2. Posting a YouTube video and becoming popular rather quickly.
3. An excessive amount of fame, in which overwhelms your decision-making of which vehicular seat to take.
Phil: Gee, which seat to take?
Gerry: Oh shoot, you've got Black Fame!
The act of masturbating whilst really high so that when you jizz all the blood rushes from your head and you black out. May be hard to achieve.
Also called Knocking Off.
X: "Ben and I tried Jacking Black last night"
Y: "No Way! You guys are crazy! Any success?"
X: "Yep, I totally Jacked Black!! Ben didn't manage to though. It really isn't easy!"
a cuddle which lead to the the theft of your wallet, keys or phone from your pockets.
Oi, dude less of the black cuddle and give me my phone!
Invented peanut-butter and the television.
David: Hey who invented the television?
Aaron Black: Me, I also invented peanut-butter.