A genetically modified crab that's purpose is to produce extra crab meat but grows molars as a defect.
In want my Molard Meat Crab.
A group of people in an urban area that are either hard to kill hard to catch and are a big pain in the ass.
Officer Joe: Damn these urban crabs are everywere but i can never seem to catch em
Officer Dan: Yea i know how you feel, ive cought my share i usualy end up using benedril on them after i cuff them.
A group of people in an urban area that are either hard to kill hard to catch and are a big pain in the ass.
Officer Joe: Damn these urban crabs are everywere but i can never seem to catch em
Officer Dan: Yea i know how you feel, ive cought my share i usualy end up using benedril on them after i cuff them.
When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).
Hey bro I just had some maryland crab fries the other night with my gf
Moving quickly with clenched buttcheaks to the toilet
The other night i had food piosoning., I had to do the crab apple suffle to the bathroom
The fuckiest fuck of all fuckboys.
That nigga think he a pimp, but he just a Crab Daddy.
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The term 'crab daddy' originated from a infamous man named Andy Griffiths who on the occasion likes to get down and dirty with the boys at the office, reason why he is called the 'crab daddy' is because he would give the young boys multiple sti's after bumming them senseless.
Man 1: shit bro your going down on him hard!
Man 2: I know man I am the 'crab daddy'