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lets everyone know, that we can blame women for farts too. Women fart just as nasty as men.
The gas we pass is the same gas the women pass
A firearm that is so poor in quality it might as well have been sold at a gas station. Typically found in stock at gun shops because nobody typically buys them, usually brands like Taurus, Hi-Point, Bersa, Stoeger, or SCCY.
Customer: Hey do you got any good guns for sale for a first time buyer?
Employee: Yea how much do you want to spend?
Customer: Well my budget is up to $350
Gun shop employee: alright let’s see what we have in our gas station gun cabinet.
An attractive unkempt male. They are found often times wearing basketball shorts, dirty jeans, wife beaters and other clothing of the sort. Usually seen in passing at gas stations, grocery stores, and other similar locations.
That guy is gas station hot. I wouldn't date him but I would let him fuck me.
An absolute wallop of a hook, delivered after a person has just had it with a knob head.
Trevor just delivered the gas mark six on the fucker
The type of shit to get you so high your eyes droop, your head explodes and your testosterone levels increase to the max
Victim:Don't never buy no weed from the gas station, bro. If the nigga ain't in your contacts, don't ever go to the gas station, bro. I went up there at 11 o'clock last night trynna get me some weed. Bro, I smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here and my other eye is still right here. Explain, bro. I gotta go look for this nigga bro, what the fuck did you sell me, bro? Look at me, bro, I'm hideous!!
Friend: Gas station weed!? nigga are you serious?
A syphon ie. a long thin plastic tube used to steal gas from other peoples cars.
Hey Pedro, got any pesos for gas,
No chico, but i have my Mexican Gas Card
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Someone who shows characteristics of being jewish when it comes to gas. these people commonly pass up going places because hey do not want to "waste gas". They can usually be found in the passenger seat of a friends car.
Ryan passed up going fishing because he didn't want to waste gas on the way to the lake, What a Gas Hole.
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